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Alice, welcome to my wonderland. Which doesn't lead back home but down an extensive hallway of many doors. Doors with intricate designs unique to every one. Doors that lead to dark and dangerous things; Doors that lead to bright and magical things. In this wonderland it is easy to get lost and impossible to be found.For once you close the door behind you, you go off the radar and into a labyrinth of exhilaration. In this wonderland you will find something your mind will never get bored with. Even you would be flabbergasted at the eccentricity of this location. So have a cup of tea and accompany many of the odd occupants of my terrain. Taste the hookah and embrace the hazy maze. Run through the forrest of barbwire trees and grab the razor blade fruit they produce. Add a deluge of crimson rain to my theme park. Don't worry Alice, there's no Queen of Hearts in my wonderland. However, there are Cards; play the deck and gamble. Jump on the train (or as some would call a roller coaster) and add some spice to your diet, your taste buds will never be the same. Alice, welcome to the ultimate playground of the adrenaline junkies; Alice, welcome to my wonderland.