“'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.

'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat. 'We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'

'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.

'You must be,' said the Cat. 'or you wouldn't have come here.'”

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

“...it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.”

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

“Be what you would seem to be -- or if you'd like it put more simply -- Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.”

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

“lice came to a fork in the road.

'Which road do I take?' she asked.

'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire cat.

'I don't know,' Alice answered.

'Then,' said the cat, 'it doesn't matter.'”

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

“Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

“The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'”

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

“'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedle-Dee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'”

Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll

“'I hope you don't suppose those are real tears?' Tweedledum interrupted in a tone of great contempt.”

Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll

“'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'”

Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll