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    The Wesleyan Fight Song (Amanda Palmer)

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    • The night old Wesleyan went up in flames
      I grabbed my cap and gown
      I joined an a capella group
      Drank Natural Lite until I puked
      Got sexually harassed by deek
      Recovered and composed a Wes-Speak
      Managed up a telethon
      For starving fruit bats in Saigon
      And then I checked my messages and mails
      And made Espresso

      The night old Wesleyan went up in flames
      I joined an afro-Jewish vegetable cooperative
      And went to thirteen football games
      I learned a Phish song on the banjo
      Boycotted for better mangos
      Worked out on the Stairmaster for twenty hours
      Sent Doug Bennet flowers
      Raped a sex offender
      Pierced my nose and changed my gender
      Then I got a sandwich and a Popsicle at Wes Shop

      And it’s
      Fight, fight, fight for old Wesleyan
      Drink to happy days of fun
      And all these years were a waste of time
      I don’t care if you burn away my life tonight
      There’s no way that you won

      The night old Wesleyan went up in flames
      I stole some neon chalk and
      Scrolled a billion truisms
      About post-modern Marxism
      Befriended all the homeless children
      Snorted meth and read the Qur’an
      Wrote new age philosophy
      Bought platform shoes and watched TV
      Drew pictures of my childhood trauma
      Showered, shaved, and took a sauna
      Then I checked my messages and mails and cut my arms up (just a little bit!)

      And it’s
      Fight, fight, fight for old Wesleyan
      Now you see your world undone
      And I have stayed until the bitter end
      You can take your bulletin broadcast reviews and shove them up your ass
      Because I won
      I won
      I won

      I won
      I won
      I won

      College row is burning down
      It’s Armageddon, Middletown
      Take your refillable coffee mugs and head for the hills

      I won
      I won
      I won, confess
      I won, confess
      I won, confess
      I won, confess

      Go Wes

    • Song Title The Wesleyan Fight Song
    • Band Name Amanda Palmer
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